Ten Songs I Never Need to Hear Again and Who My Guitar Heroes Really Are Part I

hey---sorry but we have been sick--yes some sick slicks. before i forget though--yes that's my guitar strap--truthfully i own the same probably bought it the same year. mine's a lil beat but i've always thought--only thing jimi and i have in common.

oh yeah i eventually owned a strat and i play guitar(but i don't think you can mention my name and jimi's in the same sentence)--oops--oh yeah his birthday is one day before mine--whoa---anyway i'll be talking some more on jimi--just a little later-----since i haven't ranted in a while-----here's todays--

now you need to understand as mentioned in past i love music-seriously--rock and roll---actually a bunch of diverse stuff but --anywho-at my desk i have a boom-box type thingy-so the freedoms there to c/d or radio--so whilst i work i listen to "what i want"---un-fortun-otly--------outside my area two usual fm stations--one "the rock station" other "classic rock"----as in past rants of this type drek ---here's my top ten list--------
SONGS I NEVER--YES NEVER---NEED TO HEAR AGAIN E V E R!!!
pardon me---not really in order---just 10--yeck-cough--kaka--

1.lee michaels---do you know what i mean-------yes i do---no that's the name of the song--huh--
oh wait--this could get abbott and costello-ish----soooo--don't know why--this gets play---it was bad when it came out--and----honestly saw this guy open for hot tuna-jeff starship--in the day---and i remember searching the hallways of the spectrum for reasons of "why not be seated
right now"

2.rock n roll----mr (is it really ok to call him mister) gary glitter!!!!--if you don't know why---google him--besides every time i hear it---i visualize being in homer simpsoms' brain--

3.anything by boston------tom---don't know which interstellar laser weapon you helped invent--but i guess--"we owe you"something--and you'll have something to fall back on--

4.rocky mountain way---love you joe walsh---but after all this time-----my ears are bleeding

5.steve miller----whatever the name of the song---that you stole the riff of "rocky mountain way"---i dunno-burning-turning-churning something----anyway---george harrison owed--or should have owed nothing to ms.spector--if you didn't tip joe walsh--for ripping him off----

6.oh here goes-----golden earring--say no more--

7.anything by bush-------ha dubya-------!!!!---allright number seven--american pie----
if i have to listen for 18 minutes---please play--inagadda davita --baby----or "beatbox guitar"-----(this is brought to you by--the adrian belew power trio)----sorry-i love them

8.aerosmith--train kept a rollin//cum together(yes)----now i know these are two songs---
and it's come together--sorry jake-(as george used to refer to him)--also sorry keith--
people--PEOPLE---yardbirds----oh somebody thinks they are me--or maybe mick---anyway--
like the list says---never-needed by me--again

9.fool in the rain---especially---when its raining!!---sorry jimbo---this song has sucked-since
released----now---in this vein--ccr--who'll stop the rain------and/or--(sorry eric) let it rain--
hey radio stations---do you play--"turning japanese" every time a 14 year old---yanks---oh sorry---"did i say that"---

10.supertramp

NUF SAID!!

and now for something completely diffy------but slightly re-lated---i must have had plenty of coffee tonight---------i've wanted to get this done a while ago-- i'll start with this is my list---
these are my GUITAR HEROES and a little about why-or what-ever---
1--number one-----JIMI
never to rub in your faces people---but yes may--1970 temple stadium---oh probably 15 ft off front of stage---i saw him---play--------yea that's what you call it--i think---or did it play him----
whether the strats--or gibson flying v--for blues stuff----i have never--seen,felt,ex-perienced-
a musician like the man.he had the chops-the show-the personality(if the right night)-to make you smile,cry feel the power of music--especially--"music done right"--mitch drummed,billy cox on bass----what a day------sometime in the future--i'll tell the whole tale----
but back to mr,jimi----i guess the first time i heard--are you--ex--it just changed me
those times were so unbelievable as far as abundance of masterpieces---and just when digested
axis bold as love----whoa--my mind can't grow this fast----
do you have time to listen to---electric ladyland------where's the sunshine??--
(the brown acid is not too good)(take this with a grain)--oh yeah woodstock---
well there have been copies--(randy hanson)(blackface)(not very p/c)---and people point to robin trower--stevie ray--and others--(randy california)---and i love all last three--but
in my opinion---my number one guitar hero----will always be jimi hendrix
and what a mind--a feel for expanding/exploding what an instrument could do.
well you heard some rants----
started my list
it will continue
and who will be number two????
NUMBER TWO--did you really do number two?????----------told ya--too much caffffffeeeiiinne
later---s-r-f---aka---gary
oh by the way--check adrianbelew.net---for tour schedule---say hi to the "band"for me